You made me cry and you don't even care
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
is it fun? or sober?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
