Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
