I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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