remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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