I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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