Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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