Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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