if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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