Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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