glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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