Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
