none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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