windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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