Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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