i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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