better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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