Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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