I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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