spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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