i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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