Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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