He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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