he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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