So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize