the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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