Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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