found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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