I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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