i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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