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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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