Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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