guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
