If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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