ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
zippers are such a cool invention
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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