I love black thongs
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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