nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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