What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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