Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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