Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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