i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
