Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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