yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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