We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's shark week go big or go home
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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