Don't you send me to vm
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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