I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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