guys are not supposed to queef...right?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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