so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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