it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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