super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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