i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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