if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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