just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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