would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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