Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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