lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
kristin has been a bad kristin
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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