Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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