that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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