why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We are all done wearing pants today
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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