i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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