I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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